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Poetic Spam

To keep up to date with the latest in spam, I sample a few of the hundreds of letters that I receive at work. That way I learn for instance that the "Viagra Party Pack" can be delievered to my house almost instantly for $165, if I feel the need to throw a spontaneous "party".

The following spam, I liked because of the poetic byline that the spam email added to avoid the mail filters. I like to think that it was computer generated especially for me, though that's probably not the case. Any way here it is:

Von: Bess <>
Datum: 28. Juni 2005 16:08:16 MESZ
Betreff: Top software brands and independece you can trust.

Buy Cheap PC Software from Special Reserve.

Everyone dies. Not everyone really lives. 
What did my hands do before they held you?    

I obfuscated the link.