STOP THE UNHOLY RELEASE OF DOOM 3
Cool! There is a petition out there to stop the release of Doom 3. It reads:
Doom 3 will contain satanistic sympols witch our precious youth will see! Some claims that they look more forward to doom 3 than the second coming of Jesus Christ. The madness and violence must stop NOW! Don't let ID Software ever release doom 3 or it won't be long before we'll have a youth full of devil woreshippers and another columbine highschool situation
I mean if you write a petition to the U.S. Congress, even with only three whole sentences, at least run a spell checker over it once. Everything else will be just unintentionally funny.